yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
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You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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