i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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