oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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