What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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