she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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