I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
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Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
i out mim tonsoeep
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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