5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
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I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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