i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
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You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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