i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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