The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
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i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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