Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
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