Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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