weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
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I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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