i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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