i just google imaged poop.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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