no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
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I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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