i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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