What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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