Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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