Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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