thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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