Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
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Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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