So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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