i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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