what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Sorry my hands just texted you
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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