Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
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just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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