Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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