I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
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Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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