Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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