We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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