CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'm like, not good at living.
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