she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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