Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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