Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
you didnt know i had herpes?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
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We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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