Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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