Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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