I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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