i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
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No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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