things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
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My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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