Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
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I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.