would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
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ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
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Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.