just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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