His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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