i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
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No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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