I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
