She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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