He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
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We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
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my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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