I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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