I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
