that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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