just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
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Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
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Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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