I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
