that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
