Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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