She said her name was "party"
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
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It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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