you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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